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Shit and fuck put together.
usually when a person is mad, they yell "SHVFUCK"
"Oh my fucking god, i hate that bitch. SHVFUCK!"
Shvfuck by jjackayayy March 24, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
to say shit and fuck in the same or 1 word. not to be confused with the physical act of both words
I just locked my keys and the blunt in the car, shfuck!
shfuck by kitab December 31, 2007
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Shfucked 

When you are so drunk you don't remember anything from the other night
"I was so SHFUCKED the other night i don't remember anything i did at all
Shfucked by Erik Mayn February 2, 2009
a word that is used for when you feel like swearing, but not really. so when you say "shfuck", you are kind of swearing, but not really. :]
"oh shfuck, i forgot my gym sneakers!"
shfuck by codie ! October 16, 2008
The not so ingenious way of saying Shit and Fuck together. However, it is not considered a swear , so it is OK in public, if you put more emphasis on SHI than FUCK! It can be a Safe For Work shitplitive.
Shifuck that hurt!
Shifuck by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
when you're about to say "shit" but realize the word "fuck" would go better with said sentence
what the shfuck is going on here??
When a person is extremely distraut, confused, beaten or just generally pissed at a person or event. Or has a face to face run in with the cops or Chuck Norris.
Shfuck! Its Mr. Norris!
Shfuck by Okland February 4, 2009
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