Shvant

A Shvant is literally the most active person you’ll ever know. That dude will run 100 miles over the weekend like bruv chill. Anyway, Shvants are super intelligent, sporty, has the stamina of an actual ninja and WILL help you with anything. You might end up fighting with a Shvant many times but you’ll come back begging for forgiveness because you really cannot live without them.

Guy- Damn it dude we’ll never win, they’ve got Shvant on their team!
Another guy- WHAT IS PHOTOSYNTHESIS?

Another guy replying to the guy above- Why don’t you ask the witty, smart, and awesome in every way possible SHVANT?

by yash_dixit April 17, 2021

shanticina/shantisina

At Rainbow Gatherings, when someone yells this, everyone comes running to help them! I saw it in action & the Rainbow Family even has attorneys!

When I heard shanticina/shantisina I went running to help this guy who'd been handcuffed. Everybody responded to the call for help. Someone sawed the handcuffs off the guy & people circled around him & got him away from the 6~up! (cops)

by Starchylde June 21, 2016

turd savant

Someone who demonstrates extraordinary skill and knowledge about anything related to poop.

That turd savant could smell your shit blindfolded and tell you what you ate for breakfast!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

lazy savant

One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.

Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.

Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.

"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."

"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."

by Jaythenerdkid September 22, 2013

Study Hall Savant

A young, ignorant know it all.

Sydney was an expert on everything at his school and on the net, a true study hall savant.

by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Shantanu

A very charming personality having a kind heart and a good physical appearance who wants to be in heart of every person

he tries to be away from every physical attraction but his heart doesn't let him to do so

He wants to understand everyones pain and happiness

Pretends to be happy though he is suffering from no of problems

He is perfect as he is shantanu

by The true feeling September 28, 2018

alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009