Shuntaros are mythical creatures usually found in mystical rooms known as “E.S.L” . These creatures love conversations and also enjoy flying to the moon for 3 cheese. It’s recomended that when you make Shuntaro sad,to immediately evacuate the area,as Shuntaros always have onions in their pockets to instantly start causing guilt.
N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)
“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”
The slutty situations one gets into, usually during a night on the town.
Generally fuelled by copious amounts of alcohol, it consists of hooking up, or if very smashed the minimum slutnanigans is sexual intercourse.
This is all typically done with a completely random person.
C: OMG what slutnanigans did you get up to last night?
Angelica Q: um...I hooked up with a random guy.
C: you whore! what other slutnanigans did you get up to?
Angelica Q: we had sex..
C: Sounds like a typical night out for you then!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.