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A shugmeister is a sexual deviant that roams brothels and gives the girls a run for there money, a shugmeister tends to suggest weird sex positions and will often starve himself of oxygen during serious muff diving competitions.

A shugmeister usually carries around sexual instruments even in normal situations where it can be quite antisocial.
Here comes the shugmeister, watch out for the pussy snorkel!
by LaaMok September 26, 2009

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Scumpoof is derived from the word scumbag and poof. A scumpoof is a gay scumbag! Originated from a gay forum user called scumbag on Pattaya Forums.
You are a right scumpoof you wont even cheat on your girlfriend!
by LaaMok September 25, 2009

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