shruk

the first victim of the ogre-lord Shrek

kid 1: Yo dawg did you hear about Shruk?
Kid 2: Yeah mah nizzle, his anus is a black hole now.

shruk by a Shrek lover December 3, 2014

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Shruk

A dumb name made by Ja because he has nothing better to do than call me a shruk and dumb bitch tYler changed his name to it and everyone suddenly agrees to it

Ja: Hello Shrukkk....

Shruk by you’re dumbb 1011 February 2, 2021

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Shrek

An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.

'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek

Shrek by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

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Quantum Shrek

Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.

Bro 1: Bro, have you heard about Quantum Shrek?
Bro 2: Ye... *dies of instant asphyxiation*

Quantum Shrek by Dan^2 June 17, 2019