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A rock-hard boner for shredding.

Being extremely stoked to shred.

Really, really wanting to snowboard or ski.
Dude, waxing my shred stick is kinda giving me a shroner.

I can't hide my shroner with all this snowfall.

I think I'm getting blueballs from these months of having a shroner but no pow.

I might pass out from my brain losing all it's blood to my raging shroner after that storm dumped last night.
shroner by ONeaZy March 7, 2012
Related Words
One bad @$$ mother who don't take crap from nobody!
He walks through town like he's a f*@kin shroyer!
shroyer by Booker T Washington June 28, 2008
another word for a "tool", "douche" or "nerd". can be shortened to "shroad" at times.
"you look like such a shroder..."

"look at this fuckin shroad."
shroder by bobby stas August 18, 2009
The mix between a schlong and a boner. A Shroner is a penis that is about 55% erect and it can be anywhere from 6” to 10” in length.
I have the biggest Shroner!
Shroner by CoolGuy8 February 5, 2019
i’m hella shroder to that
shroder by Kasjrhdhebe November 12, 2018
a person who is such a loser that it is inconceivable. the sh- sound at the beginning of the word enhances the coolness of the word-very classy!
Oh Madisson you're such a shloser.
Do you see Clio? What a shloser!
shloser by 3sl4lyfe April 22, 2011