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A shrexuality dedicated to the character, shrek. Due to his size, his face, and his large dong, many have fallen victim to this disease. Symptoms of this include, constantly drawing Shrek x Shadow fan art, watching any of the Shrek movies non stop, or simply fantasizing about him every now and again. A way to treat this for guys, is to constantly yell β€œno homo” every time you see him, and for girls, the treatment is to go back to the kitchen where you belong. (Jk don’t actually do that)
Person 1: Wow, Shrek is kinda hot. I wonder what his dick would feel like when inside of me
Person 2: Oh no, you’re a Shrexual.
by ApacheTheHolyHelicopter April 02, 2019
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