ApacheTheHolyHelicopter's definitions

Shrexual

A shrexuality dedicated to the character, shrek. Due to his size, his face, and his large dong, many have fallen victim to this disease. Symptoms of this include, constantly drawing Shrek x Shadow fan art, watching any of the Shrek movies non stop, or simply fantasizing about him every now and again. A way to treat this for guys, is to constantly yell “no homo” every time you see him, and for girls, the treatment is to go back to the kitchen where you belong. (Jk don’t actually do that)

Person 1: Wow, Shrek is kinda hot. I wonder what his dick would feel like when inside of me
Person 2: Oh no, you’re a Shrexual.

by ApacheTheHolyHelicopter April 2, 2019