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shred head

a form of hair loss. most commonly happens during high stress. usually hair gets every where.
son: i just used this towel and now i have hair all over me

mom: i know i have shred head
shred head by hazardousgrvy March 18, 2017

Shred Head

When you get a blow job or the good suck from someone with braces.
My hommie gave me some good shred head yesterday, but now my meat is all cut up.
Shred Head by Drew p. Wiener February 11, 2019

shed head 

One whose head is as organised as a garden shed, ie full of any old crap!! A very forgetful or stupid person.
What do you mean you forgot the house keys you shed head
shed head by Ian May 7, 2005

Shed Head 

(verb)-- English Origin, found in slang context.
"Shed Head": the action of giving and/or receiving oral sex while inside a maintenance shed at a family recreational facility. Usually involves attractive, college age, blonde females and former 6'5" basketball players.
While working at a family recreational facility, Timmy jams his penis into Sally's vagina. Sally orgasms. Later that night, Sally and Timmy walk up to a maintenance shed while in the action of closing for the night. With the door shut, Timmy releases his penis and Sally pleasures him through oral sex. Sally has just given Timmy "Shed Head".
Shed Head by Dale Gordan March 26, 2007

shed head 

a person with a big forehead with a obvious slope to the face
lou's hat looks odd on his shed head
shed head by samich March 2, 2009

shrek-head

a shrek-head is a person who is big, fat, and mean to you and is generally used by little kids
little girl 1: hahaha i took away your juice box and you can't get it back!!!!!

little girl 2: GIVE IT BACK YOU, YOU Shrek-head.
shrek-head by fefe<3 October 13, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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