shpiss
The act of shitting and pissing explosively, in a simultaneous manner,(sometimes occurring involuntarily), so as to relieve built up tension.
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Shpiss
Ex1.
Man#1: I was just about to head over to karaoke night at the Half Baked Tator bar and grill when I shpissed myself in the kitchen. Yep, took a huge shpiss right there on the carpet.
Man#2: damn
Man#1: I was just about to head over to karaoke night at the Half Baked Tator bar and grill when I shpissed myself in the kitchen. Yep, took a huge shpiss right there on the carpet.
Man#2: damn
Shpiss by Gabby J. Johnson October 23, 2017
Related Words
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Shpiss
Shpiss by Wankstar123 May 22, 2018
shliss
The simultaneously or sequentially produced mixture of urine and fecal matter that is typically contained in a toilet bowl prior to flushing.
Any mixture of shit and piss.
Shit and piss stewing in an enclosed space.
- Suspected Scottish etymology.
Any mixture of shit and piss.
Shit and piss stewing in an enclosed space.
- Suspected Scottish etymology.
Who let the shliss stew, for Christ's sake!! Flush next time!
Oh God, this outhouse is full of shliss!
Close the door boy, I can smell your shliss from here!!
Oh God, this outhouse is full of shliss!
Close the door boy, I can smell your shliss from here!!
shliss by Trent Baxter May 26, 2011
Spiss
When you jizz in your pants.
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got instore
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
SPISS IN MY PANTS
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got instore
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
SPISS IN MY PANTS
Spiss by anonymous-ma12 June 4, 2017
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