Shpiss

A bowel movment with the consistency of urine.

Also see: Shpissing(verb)

Ex1.

Man#1: I was just about to head over to karaoke night at the Half Baked Tator bar and grill when I shpissed myself in the kitchen. Yep, took a huge shpiss right there on the carpet.

Man#2: damn

by Gabby J. Johnson October 23, 2017

Shpiss

When you’re on the toilet and you take a shit and piss at the same time.

“Damn That shpiss was so goood!”

by Wankstar123 May 22, 2018

shpiss

The act of shitting and pissing explosively, in a simultaneous manner,(sometimes occurring involuntarily), so as to relieve built up tension.

If you keep shpissing in my mouth, I'll pass out.

by MRPOPO September 8, 2005