2 definitions by Gabby J. Johnson

A bowel movment with the consistency of urine.

Also see: Shpissing(verb)
Ex1.

Man#1: I was just about to head over to karaoke night at the Half Baked Tator bar and grill when I shpissed myself in the kitchen. Yep, took a huge shpiss right there on the carpet.

Man#2: damn
by Gabby J. Johnson October 23, 2017
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Typically used as a noun and synonym to "horney" or sex drive, Horn Sauce refers to the actual hormone needed to achieve a male (or female) erection. It may also refer to ejaculant itself.

Also commonly used to refer to semen.
Ex1

Woman: Hey baby, Let's have some good ole fashioned missionary sex.

Man: Hun, I would, but I'm all out of horn sauce.

Ex 2

She was just about to reach climax, when I accidentally blew my horn sauce all over her chia pet.
by Gabby J. Johnson September 11, 2019
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