Shpielding 

The act of beating some so bad the only way to describe the fight is by screaming "He's getting Shpielded".

Avury got Shpielded so bad i don't know how he is still alive.
I am shpielding him to death.

Shpielding by DaddyDianite May 25, 2017

Spieling Peter 

aka the CUTEST and most ADORABLE Peter Pan to ever walk this Earth, working at Disney Parks. No girl is able to resist his charm and childish wit, not to mention those gorgeous blue eyes. He is the definition of Ungghhhh.

I went to Disney world and I saw "Spieling Peter!" He even crowed for me!

Spieling Peter by banananutmuffins12345 May 13, 2011

pussy shielding 

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.

Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.

pussy shielding by OhNoTotallyPussyShielded August 28, 2009

Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.

"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"

Shaft Shielding by JLavelle August 16, 2017

Spieling Peter Pan 

He is Peter Pan...fully embodying the forever youthful Peter Pan.

Spieling Peter Pan is Peter Pan.

Spieling Peter Pan by Polaroid_heart July 27, 2011

Shielding

Verb. The act of shielding a boner. Most commonly used with textbooks or large binders by teenage boys.

Look how low jason is holding his book. Hes totally shielding.

Shielding by Lady Gagas Clit September 22, 2011

Riot Shielding 

Riot Shielding is when you masturbate while watching porn with a laptop on your chest and the climax hits the back of it.

Friend: yo why are there white streaks running down your laptop
Me: oh I was riot shielding and forgot to wipe it

Riot Shielding by Svenalator August 20, 2018