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Shpielding

The act of beating some so bad the only way to describe the fight is by screaming "He's getting Shpielded".
Avury got Shpielded so bad i don't know how he is still alive.
I am shpielding him to death.
by DaddyDianite May 25, 2017
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Spieling Peter

aka the CUTEST and most ADORABLE Peter Pan to ever walk this Earth, working at Disney Parks. No girl is able to resist his charm and childish wit, not to mention those gorgeous blue eyes. He is the definition of Ungghhhh.
I went to Disney world and I saw "Spieling Peter!" He even crowed for me!
by banananutmuffins12345 May 13, 2011
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pussy shielding

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.
Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.
by OhNoTotallyPussyShielded August 28, 2009
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Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.
"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"
by JLavelle August 16, 2017
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Spieling Peter Pan

He is Peter Pan...fully embodying the forever youthful Peter Pan.
Spieling Peter Pan is Peter Pan.
by Polaroid_heart July 27, 2011
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Shielding

Verb. The act of shielding a boner. Most commonly used with textbooks or large binders by teenage boys.
Look how low jason is holding his book. Hes totally shielding.
by Lady Gagas Clit September 22, 2011
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Riot Shielding

Riot Shielding is when you masturbate while watching porn with a laptop on your chest and the climax hits the back of it.
Friend: yo why are there white streaks running down your laptop
Me: oh I was riot shielding and forgot to wipe it
by Svenalator August 20, 2018
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