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Riot Shielding is when you masturbate while watching porn with a laptop on your chest and the climax hits the back of it.
Friend: yo why are there white streaks running down your laptop
Me: oh I was riot shielding and forgot to wipe it
Me: oh I was riot shielding and forgot to wipe it
by Svenalator August 20, 2018
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