Shpend

A awesome guy with a big penis usually 7-12 inches long. ladies love shpend. he is a total sex machine and is the best in bed. but he is usually really sweet. people with the name Shpend usually have a god given right to do whatever they want. Shpend is awesome.

Girl #1: hey i heard you had sex with Shpend, How was it?

Girl #2: it was the best experience of my life! He did the tongue tornado on me it was amazing.

Shpend by best man ever April 24, 2011

shpend

an awesome guy with amazing abs and a big penis about 7-12 inches. He is the sweetest guy ever wich is why girls love him. He is a total sex machine and an expert at the tongue tornado.

girl #1: omg is that shpend?

girl #2: yeah he is the best in bed!

shpend by awesome abs April 27, 2011

Shpend

A guy known for his extraordinary ability to survive bus crashes. He only needs about 1 week to recover from getting hit by a bus.

"Did you hear? Shpend did get run over by a bus again!"
"Usually, Shpend spends his Friday evening with his wife, but he couldn't today because he got run over by a bus again!"

Shpend by M!-Boy June 5, 2018

shendezvous 

the act of rendezvous-ing

Last night in the bar, a cute guy shendezvoused up to me and asked to buy me a drink.

shendezvous by the real TWSS please stand up May 17, 2011

spending amnesia 

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.

"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"

spending amnesia by whydee September 16, 2011

Tax less and spend more

(Political) a.k.a. "Trickle away": the Bush-era economic policy.

Advocated by people who can not add up simple one digit integers greater than five without taking their socks off, and pure fiscal hypocrisy from those who slam "tax and spend liberals".

Guy1: "Didn't Reagan do something like this: the trickle-down thing?"
Guy2: "Yeah, but Bush's trickle-away theory took the liberals' tax-and-spend philosophy and turned it into tax less and spend more. Wanna buy a pencil? Or some matches?"

Tax less and spend more by UncleDes March 3, 2009

shpeed 

Hannah Anthony

Courtney is shpeed

shpeed by Buddy Mcbud March 26, 2021