A awesome guy with a big penis usually 7-12 inches long. ladies love shpend. he is a total sex machine and is the best in bed. but he is usually really sweet. people with the name Shpend usually have a god given right to do whatever they want. Shpend is awesome.
Girl #1: hey i heard you had sex with Shpend, How was it?
Girl #2: it was the best experience of my life! He did the tongue tornado on me it was amazing.
Girl #2: it was the best experience of my life! He did the tongue tornado on me it was amazing.
by best man ever April 6, 2011
A guy known for his extraordinary ability to survive bus crashes. He only needs about 1 week to recover from getting hit by a bus.
"Did you hear? Shpend did get run over by a bus again!"
"Usually, Shpend spends his Friday evening with his wife, but he couldn't today because he got run over by a bus again!"
"Usually, Shpend spends his Friday evening with his wife, but he couldn't today because he got run over by a bus again!"
by M!-Boy May 15, 2018
an awesome guy with amazing abs and a big penis about 7-12 inches. He is the sweetest guy ever wich is why girls love him. He is a total sex machine and an expert at the tongue tornado.
by awesome abs April 9, 2011