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a joe that is slow (Slowjoe). Also has been known to be slower than a regular joe. Can be found in sub-urban areas in southern New Jersey, often Tuckahoe. PLays Paintball, Lacrosse, and the drums (usually very slowly). Often found anteeking in his natural habitat.

Joe Scrocca, a mild mannered, supple boy of the tender age of 7. like taking candy from strangers and eating.Slowjoe

slowjoe by slowjoe15 May 9, 2006

Words you can keep

slowjob

a slowly performed blowjob

damn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn't hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.

slowjob by ruff ryder February 25, 2008

Related Words

slowjoe • slowjob • Showjoe • Slowjeezy • bloppy slowjob • Slow'Moeing • slow jerk • slow hoe • slow jerkin • slow joanne

Showjoe

usually the MOST greatest person in the galaxy. HIs real name is Joseph. He can make anybody laugh and is magnificent at dancing

OMG, I just talked to showjoe
That guy is really good at dancing, what a showjoe

Showjoe by Showjoe November 22, 2019

Slowjob

A slowjob is an extremely slow blow job where it can take up to an hour to cum.

The shortened word for slowjob is slowie.

Hey girl, give me a slowjob, because I am way to horny for a blowjob.

Slowjob by RUAIRIWILLIAMS July 10, 2017

Slowjob

It's slowly made... Job

Oh my god! So slow. Oh my.. Slow! Please make the slowjob faster

Slowjob by Suklaa October 2, 2018

slowjob

The act of allowing a mentally disabled individual (male or female) perform fellatio (sucking of the cockage region) for your own pleasure completely disregarding the fact they are retarded

Hey guys you wont believe this! Bama just got a slowjob from that retard girl.

slowjob by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009

Slowjeezy

He is a one of a kind type of gent. He is loyal like a brother. Super chill and just lay back. He will never get nervous or worried. He goes at life dry-gin so don't think he's stressed. You always wanna have his relaxed vibe

Keep that slowjeezy energy at all times.
Keep vibin like Slowjeezy

Slowjeezy by Slowjam November 22, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026