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a joe that is slow (Slowjoe). Also has been known to be slower than a regular joe. Can be found in sub-urban areas in southern New Jersey, often Tuckahoe. PLays Paintball, Lacrosse, and the drums (usually very slowly). Often found anteeking in his natural habitat.
Joe Scrocca, a mild mannered, supple boy of the tender age of 7. like taking candy from strangers and eating.Slowjoe
slowjoe by slowjoe15 May 9, 2006
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a slowly performed blowjob
damn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn't hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.
slowjob by ruff ryder February 25, 2008
usually the MOST greatest person in the galaxy. HIs real name is Joseph. He can make anybody laugh and is magnificent at dancing
OMG, I just talked to showjoe
That guy is really good at dancing, what a showjoe
Showjoe by Showjoe November 22, 2019
A slowjob is an extremely slow blow job where it can take up to an hour to cum.

The shortened word for slowjob is slowie.
Hey girl, give me a slowjob, because I am way to horny for a blowjob.
Slowjob by RUAIRIWILLIAMS July 10, 2017
It's slowly made... Job
Oh my god! So slow. Oh my.. Slow! Please make the slowjob faster
Slowjob by Suklaa October 2, 2018
The act of allowing a mentally disabled individual (male or female) perform fellatio (sucking of the cockage region) for your own pleasure completely disregarding the fact they are retarded
Hey guys you wont believe this! Bama just got a slowjob from that retard girl.
slowjob by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009

Slowjeezy 

He is a one of a kind type of gent. He is loyal like a brother. Super chill and just lay back. He will never get nervous or worried. He goes at life dry-gin so don't think he's stressed. You always wanna have his relaxed vibe
Keep that slowjeezy energy at all times.
Keep vibin like Slowjeezy
Slowjeezy by Slowjam November 22, 2021
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