Shovelwax 

Shovelwax is an all natural, wax based formula, specifically formulated to help prevent snow from sticking to your shovels.

Just rub it on and throw snow like never before!

Some dude, "Are you tired of snow getting stuck on your shovel, wearing you out, and hurting your back when heavy snow chunks and ice try to take the whole shovel with it?"

You, "Ummmm fuck yes I am!"

Dude, "Then look no further with Shovelwax- you'll be throwing snow like never before! Not only does Shovelwax help prevent snow from sticking to your shovel, it also allows it to glide off your blade and into those icy banks with minimal effort."

Shovelwax by MtnGoat42 April 11, 2023

shovelware

1. Software that is hastily made, without proper testing, and 'shoveled' down consumers throats in order to make some quick cash.

2. Software that is preloaded onto a computer, that does nothing but slow down performance and does nothing beneficial, but is added in order to increase price or add appeal into purchasing a computer.

1. Battlefield 2: Special Forces Expansion Pack is a recent example of shovelware; it causes CTD's, system failures, massive performance decreases, and addresses NONE of the original game problems.

2. Frank bought a computer just because it had a lot shovelware preloaded onto it, and now it takes 45 minutes to start up.

shovelware by night141 November 28, 2005

shovelware

an array of haphazard software emphasizing quantity rather than quality

This shit is totally half-assed. Who assembled this shovelware?

shovelware by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2011

Shovelate

to beat into submission with a common, gardening shovel

Dude, I didn't know it was your sister
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!

Shovelate by Rand December 28, 2003

shovelface

when someone has the facial appearance of having been hit, full-force in the face by a shovel, therby making them a "shovelface" the person then has a very flat face, normally they are hideously ugly.

"ugh! she has a bitch of a shovelface!"

shovelface by jonobello February 7, 2006

Shovelface

Noun: {shove-el-face}

1. Similar to Butterface, a normally attractive looking woman who has the unfortunate facial features from being hit with a shovel. Also known as the apperance of a womans face being formed from a shovel-like mold

"Wow that lady has quite the badonkadonk! Alas she is also a shovelface."

Shovelface by Duckyzilla January 24, 2012

Shovelface

A synonym for a really ugly girl.

A synonym for Robert Pattinson in ''Twilight'' aka Edward Cullen.

person 1: Look at that girl she is so ugly

Person 2:''She is a shovelface''

Person 1:''Isn't that a nickname for Robert Pattinson?''

Person 2:''It is both''

Shovelface by ajupeeretus August 19, 2013