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should of 

A stupid way of saying "should have".
Person: I totally should of bought the bike, duuuuude.
Me: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *stabs to death*
should of by Blizzleair September 21, 2003

should of 

What idiots say instead of should have. It makes most people want to stab the offender to death.
"I should have not said "should of", becuase after I did I got a screwdriver to the face."
should of by Uller July 4, 2005

should of 

Ignorant way of saying, texting, or posting on facebook the contraction of should have (should've). Especially pathetic when supposedly educated people use the phrase.
I should of paid attention in high school English class so my participles wouldn't be dangling.
should of by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

should of 

Misspelling of should've (should have)
He should of gotten a Dreamcast
should of by Darxide August 18, 2003

The British should die of mad cow disease 

The infamous saying "The British should die of mad cow disease" means that the person saying this saying thinks that The British should die of mad cow disease and lives a happy life with their family and is a respected member of society with a great opinion.

It is mostly a saying used in a context against The British "people" and their horrible acts of violence against the human race that they commit every day.
Pbone: I think that "The British should die of mad cow disease"
Scouty: you are so right, Pbone.

The government soon awarded Pbone a medal of valor for his patriotism and made him the CEO of Sex and also gave him permission to violently put down all British "people" in a ten mile radius around his house.

Should I buy new handphone? Which type of handphone should I buy? Three choices? 

Should I buy new handphone? Which type of handphone should I buy? Three choices?
Should I buy new handphone? Which type of handphone should I buy? Three choices?
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