Her body still danced to the echoing beats in her brain, her ears twitched craving more, and her panties were wetter than niagra.. It was clear she had been to 51 Shortfalls. eargasmgenius fantasmic
When you are bound to have a series of unfortunate events that are "shore" to be quite pricey.
"The sad part is, the gopro was streaming on my phone, so I literally watched it sink to the bottom of the lake on my phone. Then 45 mins later, I flipped my kayak over and my galaxy s6 ended up in the bottom of the lake." Seriously that was shorefadowing a series of unfortunate, (yet pricey) events.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.