1)shoropand means the legend AKA hanjleeq Means D
2)legend of the samurai
3)shoropand like the hanjleeq
4)when the man call his son shoropand
5)slang of the word mankosh
“Brenda, you’re lucky to be alive,” John said as he takes a sip of his coffee “your ass must cushion the brutal plowings from that shortpack. Ass must be stronger than fucking titanium.”
A term to describe a short male (that is legal of age) that possesses a ginormous cock and massive balls. These types of people usually shot loads so massive that it could break a condom.
Girl 1: “man she’s so lucky, I want me a shortpack that could make my pussy look an inbred cloyster after sex.”
Guy 1: “girl, what the fuck on you on?”
Girl 1: “your face”