1)shoropand means the legend AKA hanjleeq Means D
2)legend of the samurai 3)shoropand like the hanjleeq
4)when the man call his son shoropand
5)slang of the word mankosh
A shortmale that, is of legal age, posses ginormous cock and balls. Basically the opposite of a shortstack.
“Brenda, you’re lucky to be alive,” Johnsaid as he takes a sip of his coffee “your ass must cushion the brutal plowings from that shortpack. Ass must be stronger than fucking titanium.”
A term to describe a short male (that is legal of age) that possesses a ginormous cock and massive balls. These types of people usually shot loads so massive that it could break a condom.
Girl 1: “man she’s so lucky, I want me a shortpack that could make my pussy look an inbred cloyster after sex.”
Guy 1: “girl, what the fuck on you on?”
Girl 1: “your face”
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.