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sort after property
sort after property by jamie robery May 29, 2008
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Short AF • A Few Players Short • a few sandwiches short of a picnic • a few cents short of a dollar • a few french fries short of a happy meal • A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park • A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread • a few tacos short of a combo platter • a few timbits short of a dozen • sort after property
Shortafacation
Shortafacation by KaitlynAnnSponcer February 23, 2011
shortafacation
shortafacation by k-k-kaitlyn February 24, 2011
Affliction T Shirt
An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.
Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt
Affliction T Shirt by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010
Morning After Tee Shirt
A Morning After Tee Shirt is when you where the tee shirt of the last person you had sexual intercourse with the next day to work or school.
Girl 1: Ew. Why are you wearing that ugly boys shirt?
Girl 2: No. It's my Morning After Tee Shirt from Dan.
Girl 1: Oh. Makes more sense now.
Girl 2: No. It's my Morning After Tee Shirt from Dan.
Girl 1: Oh. Makes more sense now.
Morning After Tee Shirt by Icey0123 March 16, 2010
after-shot
A person who appears to have been particularly ravaged by drug use; specifically, methamphetamine (crank) or crack. Specific traits may include missing teeth, open facial sores, disheveled hair, pale complexion, dramatic weight loss, unpredictable behavior, or serious lack of personal hygiene.
Derived from the deterioration of meth addicts documented through their police mugshots ("before and after shots").
Derived from the deterioration of meth addicts documented through their police mugshots ("before and after shots").
Have you seen Dave recently? He's a wreck. I don't know what he's been doing, but he's become an after-shot.
after-shot by Flernk July 12, 2007
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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