Shorone 

Shorone is someone that is absolutely fabulous. Also tends to be The main friend of the group tends to call himself the blueprint

Girl did you see Shorone’s post last night. He is my inspiration

Shorone by Carl burgundy January 5, 2022

Shooned 

To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.

Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"

Shooned by BetterThanU March 14, 2017

Shortness of breath 

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

Shomoney

It's used as an adjective to describe something being awesome, legendary, or ridiculously awe-inspiring. It is usually preceded with an event that is unforgettable.

"Yo that movie 'Dark Knight' was ShoMoney!"

"Did you hear about that billionaire?! It must be shomoney to have that much money! "
"'How I met you mother' is soo shomoney."
"Man! you were so shomoney last night at that party!"

Shomoney by Shotime August 22, 2011

shroner 

A rock-hard boner for shredding.

Being extremely stoked to shred.

Really, really wanting to snowboard or ski.

Dude, waxing my shred stick is kinda giving me a shroner.

I can't hide my shroner with all this snowfall.

I think I'm getting blueballs from these months of having a shroner but no pow.

I might pass out from my brain losing all it's blood to my raging shroner after that storm dumped last night.

shroner by ONeaZy March 7, 2012

Sharoned

Burned the crap out of
This comes from the famous “Thanks Marie Calenders” post on Facebook in which Sharon Weiss burned a pumpkin pie and posted it on Marie Callender’s Facebook page

Damn, bro. You sharoned that pizza.

What happened to that pumpkin pie? It’s totally sharoned.

Sharoned by jordan_gee December 6, 2021

Shrone 

a jackass

That guy was such a Shrone because he cut me off in traffic.

Shrone by Smitty134 September 15, 2010