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Shore Rat 

A person who lives in a small suburban neighborhood, yet loves to spend their entire summer at a cigarette-filled beach with green water. A shore rat usually owns or rents a small beach house. They also own a boat. They spend most of their time at the marina working on their boat, while discussing why their son is the best player on an 8-year old little league team. Every shore rat also talks with a recognizable jersey accent.
“Hey Dave, what you doing this weekend ?”
“Probably just going to hang down the shore with my cousins. Catch me at the marina!”

“Oh nice man, you must love the shore!” You’re such a shore rat!”
Shore Rat by Eyehsoen June 7, 2018
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someone who lives in shiremoor in newcastle upon tyne, normally someone who is on the dole or who has a low iq or someone who lives in council housing.
here dave, you seen that shire rat over there? doesn't she look awful.
Shire rat by stussyking May 19, 2012

Shire Rats 

Subhuman life forms that dwell in The Shire.

Can usually be found wearing a wife basher, smelling like shit, speaking in an incoherent drawl, waiting in dole queues, swearing at their flock of bastard children, and yelling straya and passers by.
1
John: I was bitten by some dirty Shire Rats last night.
Jane: You should get tested!

2
John: Look, some Shire Rat is beating his wife on his front lawn.
Jane: Fucking filth. They are an embarassment to this country.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

G' Ratheson (G' rath for short) 

Another effectionate term for a "cuz" or "blood" or "homie" ie. A hard buddy from the days of wayback
1.Yo G'Ratheson, what be going on.

2.Wassup G'Rath?

3.There's the G'Ratheson king, yo man, you got my blunts?

I'd rather eat a shoe 

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.
Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019