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Shop Rocket 

A derogatory term main used among craftsmen who are members of trade unions. Describes a member who is a real “company man/woman”. An employee who is dedicated to one contractor and would rather satisfy their employer than show dedication to their brothers/sisters. Often seen bringing their own power tools to work, driving their personal vehicle to do company work in (hauling materials, etc), working extra hard to impress their foreman, etc. Will rat you out in a heartbeat. Don’t trust a shop rocket.
Member 1: Ol’ Conrad is a real shop rocket. Watch what you say around that fuckin’ guy. He will run and tell the boss.

Member 2: what a fuckin shoppy, fuck Conrad and fuck the boss lol.
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Shop Rocket 

A working class person who rats on their brothers or sisters (coworkers) or try’s to speed up work. In an attempt to impress their bosses and make their coworkers look bad.
Jeff/Susan must have taken their stimulants today. They are moving like a shop rocket.
Shop Rocket by Upton2025 May 15, 2025

top shop rockers 

A generic term used for people who listen to Indie Music and buy their "Rock" clothes at River Island, Top Shop or other similiar clothing stores.
Hollyoak's is full of Top Shop Rockers
top shop rockers by Ryan A May 8, 2006

Shotrocket 

Verb: To jerk off/masturbate (for a male: hence the rocket).
Before I start my homework I have to shotrocket to some porn.
Shotrocket by krystanistheshit December 14, 2010

shprocketz 

Kyle Millers gay screen name that he doeznt even remember why its called that
Kyle Millers screen name is gay, it is Shprocketz 88
shprocketz by Jeremy Vanderslice December 9, 2008
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026