shoot a monkey

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

by Jess April 12, 2005

shoot the monkey

to take a hit off a bong

dude lets go shoot the monkey.

by Alisa and Ariel February 24, 2008

Shoot a monkey

Racist term believed to be originated in the southern state of Arkansas, used in place of a cuss word.

“Dropped a mug and it shattered” dam shoot a monkey!

by Meme_king_69 November 30, 2022

Time to Shoot the Monkey

Something to be said when you run out of stuff to say in an internet chatroom. Not as gross as it sounds.

prplppltr1: ...
hawtchick12: ...
prplppltr1: welp, time to shoot the monkey
hawtchick12: eww

by BloodSugarLQ September 10, 2011

Shooting Monkeys

Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.

"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"

by Rory Scott WIlson July 29, 2008