The act of waiting your whole life for that sweet chance to slide through the back entrance. The build up in your mind has been so great that at the moment of penetration on you immediately explode an immense load of goo. This sets off an unforeseen tidal wave of feces and love juice that decimates everything in its path in a 15 foot radius and sends you scooting across the room like a body surfer. You’re only option is to doggy paddle back to your wifey and give her mouth to mouth before she drowns in a puddle of her own soil.
The wait was so intense, when she finally allowed me inside I set off a Shondito Tsunami
When you wait and wait your whole life desperately awaiting the chance to slide your member into the rear entrance. When you finally get your chance, you bust an immense load of man goo at the instant of penetration. This surprising act sets off a shocking chain reaction where your parter releases massive tidal wave of feces and spunk which destroys everything within a 15 foot radius. You ride this wave of waste across the room like a body surfer. You are then forced to doggy paddle back to your lady and give her doodoo entrenched struggling body mouth to mouth before she drowns in her own excrement.
I was so excited for my first try at slipping it in the rear that I burst immediately and set off a Shondito Tsunami.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.