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The act of being penetrated by many (8 or more) men, and having them ejaculate into your shoe, followed by you drinking it.
Man, my girl was so freaky last night! She had me bring seven of my friends over and gangbang her. Then she got out some new shoes she had just bought and asked us all to shoekakke in them. She drank it all!
shoekakke by Acesmcnugget April 1, 2008
When you all stand in a circle and jack off into a shoe the last man to finish does a shoey
I lost at Shoekakke and had to guzzle a shoey of cum
Shoekakke by Armkok May 27, 2023

Stinky Shoemaker 

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.
Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

Greasy Shoemaker 

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.
You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

shookaken 

What happens when you are so shook because something tried to shake you and you mix shook and shake into Shookaken
My ship finally kissed and I am Shookaken