Shoekakke

Similar to a bukakke, however, the girls face is replaced with a shoe. A phrase used by those with a foot fetish.

"Went into Clarks the other day. Almost started a shoekakke!"

by TitchGamerUK May 4, 2018

shoekakke

The act of being penetrated by many (8 or more) men, and having them ejaculate into your shoe, followed by you drinking it.

Man, my girl was so freaky last night! She had me bring seven of my friends over and gangbang her. Then she got out some new shoes she had just bought and asked us all to shoekakke in them. She drank it all!

by Acesmcnugget April 1, 2008

Shoekakke

When you all stand in a circle and jack off into a shoe the last man to finish does a shoey

I lost at Shoekakke and had to guzzle a shoey of cum

by Armkok May 27, 2023

Stinky Shoemaker

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.

Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

shookaken

What happens when you are so shook because something tried to shake you and you mix shook and shake into Shookaken

My ship finally kissed and I am Shookaken

by JustABeanThatKnowsSumWerds March 7, 2017