Shob

A dumbass dog on the discord server called "Club Club" that uses phrases such as "it me shonbie!" stupid ass mother fucking dog holy fucking shit I've fucking had it with this dumbass dog I wanna fucking beat the shit out of him holy fuck.

Hey its shob that dumbass dog!

by Shonbie April 11, 2020

Shob

Sobbing but at the same time, not sobbing at all .

Bob: *Shobbing*
Joe: Why are you sobbing?
Bob: I'M NOT, OK? I'm just shobbing.

by chihuahuagirl7hic December 22, 2013

shob

an event or thing that is or was tight or sharp. adapted from sharp, which became shipe, and then shob.

"damn, them shoes is shob."
"we by the club tonight." "that's shob."
"my stable shob, yaheard?"

by uptown panda April 10, 2008

Shobbing

When one is sad/angry enough to cry but not a single tear escapes.

Sue: What were you doing last night?

Billy: I was shobbing in a corner.

by Cannibalistic Taco July 28, 2012

shob

plural for shibe

i saw a group of shob

by Gizrik July 7, 2018

shob

To be shot and stabbed at the same time.

OMG he shobbed me!! hax!!!111SHIFT

by Aikashiki February 16, 2019

shob

to hangout with someone, normally a close friend.

jennifer: wanna shob tomorrow??
danielle: yes of course!

by koolgalwithabigbootay July 1, 2020