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Shnoosle 

English version of German "Schnusel": a cute dearie.
Even though he trolled a lot on the boards he was always a perfect shnoosle with me.
Shnoosle by DCR January 3, 2009
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Is a term most often used as a salutation, or a replacement of a another word, but it's mainly a way of life granted to someone for being awesome.
Yo Shnooda, whats up?
Any of my Shnooda's hittin the city tonight?
How's every1s Shnooda?
Sorry guys i was M-I-Shnooda for a while.
Shnooda by Gazza for Pres. December 4, 2010

chicky shnoodle

sweet kid (nickname short for schneider) who says the truest things ever about people and criticizes everything he has ever run into. the type of kid who takes a 3 minute conversation talking about what to do tomorrow night and turns it into a 10 minute conversation about random, but true things
"I was talking on the phone with shnoids last night and it turned into an hour long conversation; it just broke my heart to hang up on him."
shnoids by Harry34 April 17, 2009

shnoodle 

When one man takes the foreskin of his penis and puts it over another man's penis rubbing up and down until he ejaculates.
Hey Rob, you wanna come shnoodle on saturday night?
shnoodle by king February 17, 2004
Another word for dip or chewing tobacco. A way to say it so your parents or anyone else would not know what your saying. Say it comfortably on the phone or out loud to your friends with your parents and teachers around and no one knows what you are talking about. It works and helps!
Luke: Yo Adam can you get me some Shnoobs?

Adam: What kind of shnoobs do you want?

Luke: Straight.
Shnoobs by StanDarsh331 September 14, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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