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NOUN; Someone who licks the anus of a turtle habitually; A turtle anus licker.

VERB: To lick a turtle's anus (usually in a habitual fashion)
also SHNOOBLIFICATE

Coined by Jake Holtz 2005. All Rights Reserved.

Other Forms:
shnoobled; shnooblification; shnooblificate; shnoobling; shnooblificating
NOUN FORM: I know why he likes turtles so much: He must be a fuckin' shnooble!

VERB FORB: Jake Holtz predicts that in 10 years every pet store will have a sign in front saying 'NO SHNOOBLING'
shnooble by Xanthippos Kakistos March 24, 2005
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Shnooble by Xõ_bob_õx May 19, 2018
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Iliad - "Lemme see your shnooble..."
Colazy - "No"
Iliad - "Okay, I respect your boundaries. Let's play Rainbow Six Seige"
Colazy - "Okay"
Iliad - "Ash on yellow ping"
Colazy - "Got em got em *tbags*"
Iliad - "How could you do that"
Colazy - "My shnooble too big (please take it off)"
Iliad - "Ok, I will pay for estrogen and hrt"
Colazy - "Thank you ... but why"
Iliad - "Because my shnooble is big af (metaphorically speaking)"
Colazy - "Ah that makes sense ty"
Shnooble by Alferu July 25, 2022

Shnoosle 

English version of German "Schnusel": a cute dearie.
Even though he trolled a lot on the boards he was always a perfect shnoosle with me.
Shnoosle by DCR January 3, 2009

shnobleglorf 

a person who, at random times, expresses extreme idiocy
my math teacher messed up on the problem, he is such a shnobleglorf
shnobleglorf by catmandueman January 12, 2010

shnoogle 

To cuddle with someone in a drunken state of mind.
I think I shnoogled with erica last night, I don't remember though I was so hammered and she took advantage of me.
shnoogle by neeko44 November 11, 2011

chicky shnoodle

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