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Dude, I just shnocked three fat lines before I came here.

Let's go back to my car and shnock some hollywoods.
shnock by KETTELLS December 30, 2007
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Shnock can be a substitute for “shit” “fuck” “damnit

Shnock-a-doodle-do
Holy shnock he is hot
Shnock by Ohshnockitsdylan June 10, 2019
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An all purpose word. You can use it mixed in with any word, and use it in any kind of sentence. it is amazing.
oh shnocter, oh shnocker, dude i wanna shnock her butthole, OH SHNOCK!, shnockity shnock shnock,
shnock by Bob Gilligan September 8, 2007
(verb)

To inhale and exhale the vapor produced by an electronic cigarette or similar device.
vape (noun)
An electronic cigarette or similar device; the act of inhaling vapor.
Yo bro lemme tap your “shnock”
A knee high sock.
A funny word to use when you’re high & can’t remember what a sock the length of your knee/shin is called.
“My legs are cold!!!”

*Rips a doobie* “Put on your….Shnock’s!! They’l keep you warm n’ toasty”
Shnock by Waaytooerrly September 10, 2025

meer shnock 

Similarly to “oof” or “womp womp” this word can be used in many different ways. You can use it at any time to just say when you feel. It’s a good word to make everyone laugh in a weird situation such as awkward silence.
Person 1 (female): guys I got a girlfriend

Person 2 (female): wait ur gay
Person 1: since last summer how did you forget I had a whole party

Person 3: meer shnock

shockcocknot 

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.
You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.
shockcocknot by Davedale August 25, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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