Shmoopsie Poopsie
A sexual position where your partner deficates on a window or glass surface, proceeds to smear it, and than the women is pressed up against the shit smeared surface and anally ravaged.
“My mom walked in my room and questioned me about what me and my girlfriend were doing! She saw the aftermath of our shmoopsie poopsie!”
Shmoopsie Poopsie by Sir Jonathan Dingdong II August 3, 2018