1 - (v) - When a person, particularly of the female persuasion, attempts to "hit on" or "tune" another person.
2 - (n) - Someone who is known for their Shmooing abilites
* Synonym for flirt, tune, hit on and words of that persuasion
*Often derogatory, but mostly used between friends in a joking or frivolous manner
1 -
Person 1: "Is she tuning that guy?!"
Person 2: "Beth's on the Shmoo!"

2 -
"OMG, you're such a Shmoo!"
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an complete an utter imbecile, idiot, willy no common sense
person 1- you no jodie

person 2- yes
person 1- she is a right shmoo
by shmooman April 20, 2011
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A cigarette. Used in the Twin Cities region, more specifically the town of Eden Prairie. Goes in conjunction with "busting a shmoo", which means to have a cigarette.
Hey man, you want to go bust a shmoo after class?
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1. A dork and/or pathetic person.

2. Any white kid not brought up in the ghetto who listens to rap, anyone who listens to any form of emo, anyone who not brought up in a rural area who hopped on the country wagon cuz it's popular now.
1. That guy playing miniature golf by himself is a total shmoo.

2. "Hey guys wanna listen to some Atreyu"

"No, shmoo."
by Andrew R Morozin April 4, 2008
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Die- Hard Lakers fan who thinks Kobe Braynt is G-D
He's been to every lakers game this season, he's such a shmoo.
by LaLala40034 May 15, 2009
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A fat, shapeless man, especially one with no chin, derived from the white blob cartoon character
by alphachimp October 17, 2003
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R -Hey Shaina...wanna go bone?
S -With you? Shmoo...
by Shaina G May 26, 2005
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