shmoogie
shmoogie by bob beezly September 15, 2008
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Some may call it "butch" or "captain" or even "chuck", but what today's world needs is a new synonym for every girl's current or eventual friend down south... unless of course, you don't roll that way. Well, even if you don't roll that way... you still need a name for it, right? the current trend of naming it in a 'manly' or socially acceptable (a.k.a. non-homosexual) way is completely overdone. What society needs now, is a cute, bubbly term for something that, if you're lucky, gets plenty of attention. 'Shmoogie' is the new 'butch' and will become the new lingo used for generations to come, until something cuter and fluffier replaces it. Inappropriate synonyms for shmoogie may be used to hurt someone's feelings, but imagine how much you would ease the tension if you used this new word instead of the other 4 and 5-letter equivalents.
"I can't believe that asshole did that!, Hasan is such a shmoogie!" "aww, does shmoogie want to come out and play?" "jump on my shmoogie!" (substituted from the fabulous song by Trick Daddy)
Shmoogie
A sopping wet wet, gloppy, uncompacted wad of toilet paper. Shmoogies are good for throwing and sticking to anything.
My camp counsellor threw a shmoogie at the ceiling of our cabin 5 years ago and it's still there, look!
Shmoogie by bkdbocanew March 11, 2024
shmoopie
shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006
Shmoosie Pop
Shmoosie Pop by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011
shmoopiest
Couples who are constantly feeling the need to be touching, holding hands, kissing, and calling eachother pet names like shmoopy, as if they are forever caught in the state of being a brand new couple that is madly in love. It's from seinfeld
That is the shmoopiest couple I have ever seen. They are always eskimo kissing in front of everyone and it's awkward as hell.
shmoopiest by Trevron Hibbron October 12, 2005