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a black african person
there are mad shmoogies in africa
shmoogie by bob beezly September 15, 2008
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Some may call it "butch" or "captain" or even "chuck", but what today's world needs is a new synonym for every girl's current or eventual friend down south... unless of course, you don't roll that way. Well, even if you don't roll that way... you still need a name for it, right? the current trend of naming it in a 'manly' or socially acceptable (a.k.a. non-homosexual) way is completely overdone. What society needs now, is a cute, bubbly term for something that, if you're lucky, gets plenty of attention. 'Shmoogie' is the new 'butch' and will become the new lingo used for generations to come, until something cuter and fluffier replaces it. Inappropriate synonyms for shmoogie may be used to hurt someone's feelings, but imagine how much you would ease the tension if you used this new word instead of the other 4 and 5-letter equivalents.
"I can't believe that asshole did that!, Hasan is such a shmoogie!" "aww, does shmoogie want to come out and play?" "jump on my shmoogie!" (substituted from the fabulous song by Trick Daddy)
shmoogie by con-crete May 27, 2008
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A sopping wet wet, gloppy, uncompacted wad of toilet paper. Shmoogies are good for throwing and sticking to anything.
My camp counsellor threw a shmoogie at the ceiling of our cabin 5 years ago and it's still there, look!
Shmoogie by bkdbocanew March 11, 2024

shmoopie 

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.
You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.
shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006

Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for
person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop
Shmoosie Pop by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011

shmoopie 

proper noun: the pet name that Jerry Seinfeld gave to his girlfriend
"I love you, Shmoopie!"
shmoopie by mizzlemamurrzle April 17, 2006

shmoopiest 

Couples who are constantly feeling the need to be touching, holding hands, kissing, and calling eachother pet names like shmoopy, as if they are forever caught in the state of being a brand new couple that is madly in love. It's from seinfeld
That is the shmoopiest couple I have ever seen. They are always eskimo kissing in front of everyone and it's awkward as hell.
shmoopiest by Trevron Hibbron October 12, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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