Shmarf 

Someone who is adorable and you love them more than a best friend but your not completely in love with them, and they are probably the person you can trust most in your life, much more than family.

Tori: Hey your my smush
Sara: Well your my shmarf

Shmarf by Sara | Lizz March 5, 2009

shmargum 

(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.

n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.

v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.

adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.

shmargum by shmargum_here March 9, 2009

shmark 

short cut through shark invested areas

shmark taking a short cut that could be dangerous

shmark by mixtrix October 31, 2013

shmaffle 

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).

Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.

shmaffle by b-ret April 14, 2014

Shmafe 

A cigarette or anything else you smoke

Let’s go for a shmafe before Seder .
Can I get a shmafe?

Shmafe by Mashpia_aviyah March 25, 2021

shmerffle

The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.

"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"

shmerffle by Dave Rowe April 7, 2008

shmarlzvan 

Shmarlzvan is a very interesting and smart person. She has brown curly brown hair and is younger than most of her fabtabuliscious friends. She is friends with the breadstick and the Tiran. Shmarlzvan likes star wars and the lion king. Her location of living is unknown. Other names can be Toulia, Shmarlia and Parliwarla. You are very lucky if you meet the Shmarlzvan. She is very rare and so you should be fortunate if you spot her in her natural environment/habitat.

Oh my god, that must be the Shmarlzvan... she is very Shmarlian.

shmarlzvan by TiranJG March 24, 2019