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Shanoogie 

(n.)- a Shanoogie is a person from Mexico who seems to get a kick out of coming to Calexico or San Diego or any other border town and make it impossible for us to run our normal lives by taking up all the parking, causing traffic, and causing long lines at stores and malls.
Fuck Man! All the Shanoogies are taking the fun out of Black Friday. They're getting on my fucking nerves, Im about to stab a ho.
Shanoogie by r2d2 Bur 2 the gos January 6, 2012

shampoogled 

To get drunk to the point so you have no recollection of the night, well and truly inibreated.
Ahh mate, lets get 'shampoogled' tonight.
shampoogled by Daniel Burne February 17, 2008

Shmangleisted 

when you are fucked up beyond belief to the point where smashed drunk wasted mangled twisted and any other words to describe being wrecked cant describe your state of being....
Fuck ash i am so Shmangleisted i cant even remeber my name....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....
Shmangleisted by LaurRREEENNN January 7, 2008

shnoogle 

To cuddle with someone in a drunken state of mind.
I think I shnoogled with erica last night, I don't remember though I was so hammered and she took advantage of me.
shnoogle by neeko44 November 11, 2011
The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.
Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.
Shmoogle by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

shmangled 

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.
shmangled by roooney April 23, 2006