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Shanoodle
the act of jerking off two dicks at the same time whilst the Maneater keeps the two penis' connected with it's abundance of foreskin.
Shanoodle by sirfrancisdrake October 18, 2008
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shanoodle • shnoodle • shaboodles • shadoodle • shaloodle • shnoodle noodle • shanoogle • Shapoodle • shcanoodle • Shinoodle
schnoodle diving
When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011
Schnoodle
Long Distance Schnoodle
The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
Long Distance Schnoodle by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013
shampoodle
natatchi: hey i just got a new dew at shampoodle's!
saratchi: it looks disgusting...
natatchi: shove it...
saratchi: it looks disgusting...
natatchi: shove it...
shampoodle by natatchi January 1, 2009
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