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shanoodle 

1.The act of one un-circumsized penis swallowing a circumsized one.

2.To put the head of one's penis into the foreskin of another's
Tonight seems like a good night to get into a shanoodle fight.
shanoodle by JP Bitch July 10, 2007
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Shanoodle 

the act of jerking off two dicks at the same time whilst the Maneater keeps the two penis' connected with it's abundance of foreskin.
sam:did you here about max's maneater
fred:of course me and him used it to shanoodle last night
Shanoodle by sirfrancisdrake October 18, 2008

Shanoodle 

Shanoodle
Adjective
A polite term for extreme injuries caused by a brick.
I really think I’m going to shanoodle Betsy if she says anymore about potatoes.
Shanoodle by Mentos October 22, 2022

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011

Schnoodle 

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it
My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.
Schnoodle by Tromp September 12, 2007

Long Distance Schnoodle 

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

shampoodle 

a pink rat-like poodle who has her own hair salon inside of tom nook's 'nookingtons'
natatchi: hey i just got a new dew at shampoodle's!
saratchi: it looks disgusting...
natatchi: shove it...
shampoodle by natatchi January 1, 2009
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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