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shmammard 

This is when your not out to get just stoned or Hammered. Its when the night calls for alot more.
HOLY SHIT!! I got sooo Shmammard last night, I woke-up with two Midgets and my Grandmother.
shmammard by Psycosmoke April 20, 2005
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shmammed 

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered
oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.
shmammed by ak123 September 25, 2004
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shmammered 

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.
Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place
shmammered by David July 7, 2004

shmammerville 

a state of drunkeness asociated with being shmammered.
me and my brosky took a little trip to shmammerville last night...the water was great!

Shmammal 

A natural fat or artificially fat cat. Natural by having a history of obesity. And artificial by eating too much. The weight minimum is 18 pounds.
Joe: Look at that shmammal.
Jim: Wow! He's 24 pounds!
Shmammal by Bumbo Walrusoni November 25, 2019

shmammered 

A cross between being shit faced and hammered.
Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.

smamtarded 

the state of being smashed, hammered and retarded from the over consumption of alcohol
Neal was so smamtarded last night, he hooked up with that whale

That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.
smamtarded by dragonslayer523 June 3, 2009
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