Shmae shmoe

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A unilateral word that can be used at any point to replace an adjective, noun, verb, adverb, etc. Used in commonplace sentences or phrases whenever possible or needed.
Although usually heard as a negative connotation, shmae shmoe works in all scenarios.

“That pizza was shmae shmoe”, “how’s your new car driving?””I love it! It’s totally shmae shmoe”, “what’s the matter with you?””im just feeling a little shmae shmoe today”

Shmae shmoe by Henry the sobriety cow March 21, 2024

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Shmoe

Someone of low intelligence; easily amused.

Origionated from the Three Stooges and the episode "Omigosh, Emir of Shmoe." (Circa 1947)

"What!? You don't know who Abbie Hoffman OR Charles Manson are?!"

"No, Ive never even heard of them."

"What a shmoe."

Shmoe by Wyatt Tripps May 3, 2008

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shmae

short version of the word shmert(pronounced sh-may-ert), which is a short version of the word smart, which is used sarcastically when something bad happens.

Boss: Your working christmas day Donald.

Donald: Shmae!!!!

shmae by Bobdole123123123 November 16, 2004

Joe Shmoe

n. an average, veryingly grungy, male american.

"I'm not letting any old Joe Shmoe into my house."

Joe Shmoe by Axelatar January 16, 2008

Shmoe

A guy who thoroughly enjoys getting his ass kicked by women. He sometimes will actually pay women to beat him and stomp on his balls and such.

"Look at that chick beating the shit out of that dude!"
"He paid her a Franklin to stomp his candy ass - he's a genuine shmoe."

Shmoe by Stripah Vulcha October 25, 2012

shmoe

A very chill way of saying "show more" but with rizz, especially when asking for more explicit content from someone but don't want to come out as a fuckboy.

Girl: "Do I look cute in this dress?"

Guy: "Yeah for sure shmoe"

shmoe by ItsJozzy February 3, 2023

Shmoe

Vincenzo Raso

"Hey mike, have you seen Raso lately?" "No I havent actually, but i see him grinding fifa online" "Wow, he needs to stop jerking off stop going downtown and get to the fucking gym" "HES JOE SHMOE!!!!"

Shmoe by Mr. Granato February 27, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026