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shlorbinov 

When your girl farts on your dick and then sucks it off
My girl gives me the best shlorbinovs
shlorbinov by Hiknorm December 12, 2021
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Shloubiest

It's used to define the best best ass. When it has a nice feel to the touch and when it's well shaped.
Nick has the Shloubiest ass you'll ever see. It's so fat wiggly and well rounded.
Shloubiest by Lemonidas May 18, 2022

Shlombus 

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Shlombus by Human kite November 29, 2019
a one-word combination of slut, whore, and bitch
That chick that bumped into us at the club last night was a real big slorbis.
slorbis by bia bia tM July 22, 2009

Schlorbis 

A type of vaporizer or e cigarette designed to be small and discreet. Also called a JUUL
Bro lemme hit the schlorbis
Schlorbis by Jillbill321 May 31, 2019

shlorbit 

The way one feels when they are angry but should be grateful.
I got this magazine subscription for Christmas from my aunt but it sucks, I just feel shlorbit.
shlorbit by ca·lam·i·ty April 20, 2024
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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