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Shlonkole 

Shlonkole, or shlonkolin is a Slur used towards blue people. The language of blue people consists of words like "Ursh sholohnkey ush shlinkle urdaik conkolickding colcol urshlokol shlickitickle tikiticle ursh" and the term "Shlonkole" is used to make fun of this language. Calling someone a "Shlonkolin" is a slur word for individual Blue People.
"GET BACK TO WORK YOU DAMN SHLONKOLE MAN!!!!"
Shlonkole by Strxberrii May 11, 2025
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Shronkle 

Usually used as an insult; to be annoying or a jerk
Omg he's such a shronkle, i can't do it anymore

shlinkle 

the act of stealing something in a funny or goofy manner
I am going to shlinkle your water bottle.
shlinkle by Draco_sp November 22, 2022

Donkey Shlankled 

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.
"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
Donkey Shlankled by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

shonkles 

The way shiney things sparkle when moving, ie; shonkling.
Look how the water shonkles where the sun touches it.

Her dress shonkled with each step as she went up to receive her award.
shonkles by Missy Elliot November 7, 2005

shmonsole 

A word used in conjuction with the word console as to describe the speakers discust of console gaming. Usually used when the speaker is primarilly concerned with PC gaming and the speaker could be considered a PC fanboy.
Console shmonsole, when does it come out on PC?
shmonsole by Mattmaka9 April 28, 2005

shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.
"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"
shlonkered by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014
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