Shandangle 

A slang word used in Connecticut meaning to impressively steal or snag amonst other things.

Guy 1 *tries to sit down in a chair*
Guy 2 *pulls out Guy 1's seat from beneath Guy 1 and sits down in it himself*

Guy 1 - "I'm pissed, but I have to admit you just shandangled my chair."

Shandangle by stmfrd203 January 20, 2011

shandangle 

An account of events. News, story.

What's this shandangle about you being late yesterday?

I have made such a mess of this shandangle

shandangle by Gignere March 6, 2013

Shandangle 

When a man adjusts his balls

I almost crushed my balls so I had to shandangle.

Shandangle by Curious C August 16, 2023

Spandangled

When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.

Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.

"How do you plea?"

"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"

Spandangled by KurtsFingerPuppets June 20, 2016

Shandangas 

In a moment of surprise or realization of great or horrible news, you would react with saying: "Shandangas".

Playing black jack with your buddies and you get dealt a really good hand....

SHANDANGAS!

Just found a large amount of money out of the blue.....

SHANDANGAS!

Shandangas by dj OverDose September 19, 2009

spandangled

the feeling of being very hammered and your mind being ridiculously frazzled

my god! I'm spandangled....

spandangled by Bax Marvelous October 29, 2007

shindingle 

Shindingle, verb, to strike someone in the throat.

Joe's mother told him to clean his room, so he shindingled the bitch.

shindingle by Chris Kupcho July 6, 2005