Shandangle

A slang word used in Connecticut meaning to impressively steal or snag amonst other things.

Guy 1 *tries to sit down in a chair*
Guy 2 *pulls out Guy 1's seat from beneath Guy 1 and sits down in it himself*

Guy 1 - "I'm pissed, but I have to admit you just shandangled my chair."

by stmfrd203 January 20, 2011

shandangle

An account of events. News, story.

What's this shandangle about you being late yesterday?

I have made such a mess of this shandangle

by Gignere March 6, 2013

Shandangle

When a man adjusts his balls

I almost crushed my balls so I had to shandangle.

by Curious C August 16, 2023

Spandangled

When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.

Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.

"How do you plea?"

"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"

by KurtsFingerPuppets June 20, 2016

Shandangas

In a moment of surprise or realization of great or horrible news, you would react with saying: "Shandangas".

Playing black jack with your buddies and you get dealt a really good hand....

SHANDANGAS!

Just found a large amount of money out of the blue.....

SHANDANGAS!

by dj OverDose September 19, 2009

spandangled

the feeling of being very hammered and your mind being ridiculously frazzled

my god! I'm spandangled....

by Bax Marvelous October 29, 2007

shindingle

Shindingle, verb, to strike someone in the throat.

Joe's mother told him to clean his room, so he shindingled the bitch.

by Chris Kupcho July 6, 2005