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shmalien 

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.
How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien
shmalien by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010
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Someone who is very trust worthy
She set a goal and achieves it
A person who is loveable and will love you back
She is sweet, smart and one of the most beautiful girls you will ever see
Man that girl shaylie is hot
shaylie by Zany dude November 5, 2013
the perfect, most unique girl ever that has few words to describe the amazingness.
shalien was so amazing and unique, her skin glowed like blueberry custard.
shalien by PhrogKillr February 5, 2013
Shaylin. The girl who is beautiful and talented and everyone loves to be around. She has gorgeous light brown hair and beautiful big brown eyes. She loves animals and has many friends. Multiple guys are in love with her but she tries to keep her eye on the prize. She is amazingly talented and funny and will make you smile no matter what mood your in. She is a great friend and her family loves her dearly. Shaylin is one of the awesome people that you could ever meet and if you know her you are one of the luckiest people in the world.
Person 1: Dude shaylin is so awesome!
Person 2: I know! She's always the life of the party!!
Shaylin by Shaysbaeloljk July 4, 2017
Shaylen (girl) is super sweet, and feels guilty when she's rude/mean to someone. Usually has brown eyes. Has the best personality of all, and wears bright colors. Shaylen can be nerdy or popular. Everyone adores her and she has many friends. She's usually called "cute."
Rachel: You know that new girl in class today?
Sam: Totally, she's a Shaylen.
Shaylen by mysterygrl February 24, 2013

Shayleen 

Nicest friend you will ever have, rude sometimes but nice 99% of the time.DO NOT mess with her she will go crazy, she can fight back.Greatest person I have ever met and I hope I can be her friend for the rest of my life.
Shayleen is the best friend ever
Shayleen by Dickheads11123 June 13, 2020