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Shitty Fuckin

Like titty fuckin, but instead of a woman’s titties, it’s a man’s own asscheeks.
Chads mom came home early and caught him shitty fuckin on the couch. Chad buttered his own biscuit…..
Shitty Fuckin by dannyboy377 April 9, 2024
Words you can keep

Fuckin Shitty 

1) To not feel well. 2) To get completely drunk. 3) To believe something sucks.
1) I feel fuckin shitty. 2) LET'S GET FUCKIN SHITTY!! 3) Yo, fuck this party this is fuckin shitty.
Fuckin Shitty by K DubbsS July 16, 2007

God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers 

expression indicating extreme anger and/or
pain. see motherfucker
jayquan: yo nice kicks
shawn: thanx
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!
Word of the Day on March 24, 2015

shitty fucking 

Shitty fucking is like titty fucking, but before you proceed to push the tits together and titty fuck them, you shit in the cleavage. Once you are done you make your partner lick the shit off you dick.
Titties that are right for shitty fucking are called shitties.
"Dude Eric how was Becky in bed."
"Awesome, her shitties were perfect. I shitty fucked her all night long. Shitty fucking is the best feeling in the world. I still have some shit left over on my dick though. She doesn't have a very big tongue. It was suprising too because my dick is only two inches long when erect."
"Nice"

fucking shitty 

when you are way beyond fucked up
when i smoked those 4 sweets i was fucking shitty
fucking shitty by billy baxter October 9, 2003

fucking shitty 

The act of engaging in anal sex.
Yo, Brian was fucking shitty last night! Christina said she wanted to stay a virgin!
fucking shitty by G - Rant December 11, 2007

fucking shitty ass picture

pov you want to laugh so you search it up at look at the "get the fucking shitty ass picture mug"
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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