Shitty Dick Syndrome

Having one's dick constantly or consistently covered in shit. Commonly found in the gay community, but has spread elsewhere.

After he started dating Matt, Rory acquired Shitty Dick Syndrome.

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The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.

“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”

“What is SDS?”

“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”

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