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Welfare Mic

To have excessive background noise that can be heard through your headset during in-game chat, usually a symptom of being on welfare.
Dude, mute your fucking headset. You’re welfare mic’ing hard.
by SneakyPorchSpook April 18, 2020
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Shitty Dick Syndrome

The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.
“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”

“What is SDS?”

Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
by SneakyPorchSpook February 20, 2022
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