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shitydick 

The act of getting you penis into a tight situation. Usually another guys ass. When you pull out it is completely covered with shit and a piece of corn right on the tip of your cock.
Chris got himself a shitydick this weekend after that party. When he was done doin it with 300 he had a whole ear of corn on his tiny little pecker.
shitydick by theycallmeballsdeep March 31, 2009
Words you can keep

Shitfick 

When you cluster fuck and freak out while texting Riley-aaron
Hey
-hey
I just had a major shitfick moment
Shitfick by Aaron12345679 February 13, 2017

Shitnick 

A shitnick is a person who copies and plagiarizes the work of others, before then presenting it as their own.

Named for the famous 'hacker' Kevin Mitnick, who famously uses the work of others and claims it as his own.
Look at that shitnick, he stole John's project and is up on stage presenting it.
Shitnick by A Voice In The Dark August 25, 2018

Shirtdicking 

Walking around wearing a shirt only with an erection that's visible from the underside of the shirt.
I showed up at his house for dinner and he was shirtdicking .

erection wood shirtless hard
Shirtdicking by Hudway May 13, 2018

Shitpickle 

1. Used as a common phrase for a negative situation.

2. A guest on the webshow "The Angry Nintendo Nerd", starring in the episode "Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu"

1. D'aww shitpickles! This sucks!
Shitpickle by Kaege October 5, 2007

shitdickery 

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole
Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.
shitdickery by J. Infantine July 31, 2008
anything and everything, one of those words that you use when you cant think of the actual word. however, this word is special in that even if you cant remember the word your supposed to use, shitdik adequately expresses every emotion, idea, action, event, and everything else that ever was, is, and ever will be.
Guy 1: Hey, remember that one scene from Avatar?

Guy 2: yea, the one where they are sitting around the shitdik, talking about shitdik?

Guy 1: yea, its basically the same concept as a shitdik.
shitdik by joe307bad September 29, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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