Shitting And Pissing 

The act of pissing and shitting simultaneously.

Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan

Shitting And Pissing by pissingandshitting69 January 28, 2020

pissing and shitting and cumming 

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

pissing and shitting and cumming by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself 

An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"

Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."

you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself by jcer1 July 20, 2013

Pissin and shittin 

When one is being a bitch.

Jonah kugler is Pissin and shittin

Pissin and shittin by Jonahkugler August 28, 2020