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shittie bootie 

ass one who has to go shit a lot or rigth now.

2. a person who smells like shit.

3. one who walks as if they have shit in there pants.

4. a nickname for someone who does not smell will (ie. shit)
shittie bootie by Thomas H. October 21, 2006

Shittie Tittie 

When a dude drops a HUGE load of pure shit on a womans chest and then proceeds to tittie fuck her. Let it be known that this generally results in shitdick as well.
Man 1: Dude I had to take the biggest shit last night but I was horny as f*ck.

Man 2: So what did you do?

Man 1: Dropped a deuce on her titties and f*cked 'em good!

Man 2: Nice dude, the shittie tittie! You get shitdick?

Man 1: Yeah, but sooooooo worth it.
Shittie Tittie by letitbeknown2468 August 31, 2010

Shittie Acosta 

(A Shittie Acosta): Is defined when a man perforates his bowel and shits in a bowl in order to mix ass blood and feces together for him to consume. Then puts an ad on grinder advertising his blood and stool lubricated rectum for use by multiple men. He then attempts to stay concious from all the blood loss to count how many loads he can take before he passes out.
Dam I needed a blood transfusion and surgery from pulling a shittie Acosta last night.
Shittie Acosta by 6minuteabs May 24, 2019

skin-shitter 

One who has recently received an experimental COVID vaccine or gene therapy, and goes around shedding viruses and nanotech on the general public, often while getting their free Krispy Kreme donut.
I saw that skin-shitter James at the bar last night. That juiced-up virus factory was shedding all over everyone.
skin-shitter by eggplant boi May 21, 2021

shitpiece 

Used to describe something, someone or an event which is really annoying or stupid. Has more of a powerful meaning than calling someone a "piece of shit".
I told that "shitpiece" to turn the lights off 5 times now.

Shitpiece I told you to make me some food.
shitpiece by NEI L November 7, 2007

shitterally 

To soil one's undercrackers so badly that they have to be destroyed with immediate effect. This is normally 'achieved' by sharting too forgivably.
Errr darling. Can you go get me a clean pair of cacks please. I've quite shitterally soiled these ones.
shitterally by ShittierJokes October 16, 2017
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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