shitternet

Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"

Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.

shitternet by hired_geeks_tbone April 22, 2009

Shitternet

Wifi that sucks ass and makes ur ft disconnect and makes u lose ur shit(ternet)

will:u have massive shitternet
grace:wtf

will:shitternet;horrible wifi

Shitternet by loserssss June 12, 2018

shitternet

The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.

I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.

shitternet by Bozzltov January 18, 2009

Shitternet

Having shit internet

That girl Chloe Ocea Hall has shitternet

Shitternet by MaxLikesKids123 October 25, 2020

Shitternet

Shitty internet service such as dial-up or DSL which makes loading websites difficult and streaming impossible.

Because I have shitternet I can’t watch Netflix or Hulu.

Shitternet is slower than usual today so I can’t send you that photo.

Shitternet by Prtlndblnd and KyGdon January 15, 2022

shitternet explorer 

(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.

Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.

shitternet explorer by theguyfromtheinternet December 15, 2013

Shiternet 

Really bad or slow internet.

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.

Shiternet by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015