Shitstaining

When you purposely ride your bicycle through mud puddles and it creates a mud streak from your ass up your back.

I shitstaining on the C&O canal bike towpath after a heavy rain. I can feel the water cool my butt crack.

Shitstaining by LNSU August 13, 2022

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shitstalking

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.

He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.

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A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.

It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!

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someone who acts like a shitstain, but is refered to as a group of shitstain acting people.

Stop acting like a shitstainian you fucktard

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Nickname of the town Kittanning, located in Pennsylvania. the name is a parody of Jersey Shore.

"Dude, did you go to the Penns game Saturday?!"

"Naw, I was hangin out down on Shittanning Shore baby!"

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