Shitsorry
Shitsorry by Crazy Carla June 15, 2022
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Shitstory
The one sided perspective of history that gets taught in school and that people use to make stupid political arguments.
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History is shit, and the shittiest part is that no one fucking learns anything from past mistakes. Because the way history is told, it's shit. The victorious write their point of view and the others suck their injuries. And in telling what happened, the victorious add so much bullshit to the actual facts, but people are taught to be superficial and not question what they get tought in school. We needed a new name for the historical fairy land some people believe in. So. Shitstory.
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History is shit, and the shittiest part is that no one fucking learns anything from past mistakes. Because the way history is told, it's shit. The victorious write their point of view and the others suck their injuries. And in telling what happened, the victorious add so much bullshit to the actual facts, but people are taught to be superficial and not question what they get tought in school. We needed a new name for the historical fairy land some people believe in. So. Shitstory.
"He kept saying the crusades where completely different from the jihad. That they were defensive"
"Ignore him. All he knows is shitstory
"Ignore him. All he knows is shitstory
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Shitory
Adjective, combined from "shit" and "history".
1. Used to explain a past relationship which ended badly or left a lot of bad memories.
2. Used to describe a period of time (days, months, years) that are inconsequential to the story being told.
3. Can also be used to describe a period of black out / memory loss associated with various substances
1. Used to explain a past relationship which ended badly or left a lot of bad memories.
2. Used to describe a period of time (days, months, years) that are inconsequential to the story being told.
3. Can also be used to describe a period of black out / memory loss associated with various substances
1. A: yea man... we broke up last year... I met her at the bar, and well the rest is shitory
2. B: Dude, last night was crazy.. We bought two bottles of tequila each, went to a strip club.. and the rest is shitory
2. B: Dude, last night was crazy.. We bought two bottles of tequila each, went to a strip club.. and the rest is shitory
ShitBerry
This ShitBerry is absolutely doing my head in.
Shitstory
1. An alternate to "history", a recollection or tale of a past occurence that is obviously made-up.
2. A personal bad history.
2. A personal bad history.
Anne: She said she hooked up with FIVE different guys last night!
Liz: That's total shitstory. She's not pretty at all.
OR
Anne: You shouldn't go out with him, he has a shitstory to hit it and quit it.
Liz: That's total shitstory. She's not pretty at all.
OR
Anne: You shouldn't go out with him, he has a shitstory to hit it and quit it.
ShitBerry
Slang term for a shit BlackBerry phone.
Usually used when it is broken or frozen for expressing annoyance
Usually used when it is broken or frozen for expressing annoyance
ShitBerry by The WordFather November 12, 2012
shistory
Deliberately twisted or misrepresented ideas about the past, with malicious intent.
Contrast with mishistory
Contrast with mishistory
POTUS: "The founding father's intended the United States to be a Christian nation."
SCOTUS: "That's demonstrably false."
POTUS: "It's history baby."
SCOTUS: (Eyeroll) "That's shistory."
SCOTUS: "That's demonstrably false."
POTUS: "It's history baby."
SCOTUS: (Eyeroll) "That's shistory."
shistory by fedora boy February 17, 2013