Shitsorry 

Enthusiastically apologize for something you have done

Shitsorry I didn't mean to run your cat over

Shitsorry by Crazy Carla June 15, 2022

Shitstory 

The one sided perspective of history that gets taught in school and that people use to make stupid political arguments.
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History is shit, and the shittiest part is that no one fucking learns anything from past mistakes. Because the way history is told, it's shit. The victorious write their point of view and the others suck their injuries. And in telling what happened, the victorious add so much bullshit to the actual facts, but people are taught to be superficial and not question what they get tought in school. We needed a new name for the historical fairy land some people believe in. So. Shitstory.

"He kept saying the crusades where completely different from the jihad. That they were defensive"
"Ignore him. All he knows is shitstory

Shitstory by Caligola April 5, 2017

Shitory 

Adjective, combined from "shit" and "history".

1. Used to explain a past relationship which ended badly or left a lot of bad memories.

2. Used to describe a period of time (days, months, years) that are inconsequential to the story being told.

3. Can also be used to describe a period of black out / memory loss associated with various substances

1. A: yea man... we broke up last year... I met her at the bar, and well the rest is shitory

2. B: Dude, last night was crazy.. We bought two bottles of tequila each, went to a strip club.. and the rest is shitory

Shitory by DrBish August 5, 2010

ShitBerry 

Another name for a BlackBerry Smartphone, commonly used when it is malfunctioning.

This ShitBerry is absolutely doing my head in.

ShitBerry by Noggal March 11, 2011

Shitstory 

1. An alternate to "history", a recollection or tale of a past occurence that is obviously made-up.

2. A personal bad history.

Anne: She said she hooked up with FIVE different guys last night!
Liz: That's total shitstory. She's not pretty at all.

OR

Anne: You shouldn't go out with him, he has a shitstory to hit it and quit it.

Shitstory by estarly March 31, 2010

ShitBerry 

Slang term for a shit BlackBerry phone.
Usually used when it is broken or frozen for expressing annoyance

Person 1: I hate my ShitBerry so much

ShitBerry by The WordFather November 12, 2012

shistory

Deliberately twisted or misrepresented ideas about the past, with malicious intent.

Contrast with mishistory

POTUS: "The founding father's intended the United States to be a Christian nation."

SCOTUS: "That's demonstrably false."

POTUS: "It's history baby."

SCOTUS: (Eyeroll) "That's shistory."

shistory by fedora boy February 17, 2013